January 2012
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December 2011
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A year ago, I thought I’d be spending tonight with you.
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8 days
In 8 days my life will feel significantly better.
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Parents: Unintentionally Funny
I walk downstairs to tell my parents Kim Jong Il is dead.
Mom: Who?
Dad: The North Korean Dictator
Mom: Oh, Ho Chi Minh?
Dad and I: *stare*
Almost as good as the time my mom texted me in California to ask if the internet was down because of Michael Jackson’s funeral.
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I just realized...
Amy Poehler played Regina’s mom in Mean Girls. Mind. Blown.
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